Mordheimer
Posts: 8757
Join date: 2009-07-12
Age: 38
Location: Elizabeth City, NC (USA)
 |  Subject: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!  Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:31 am | |
|   Happy Birthday, WARBOSS Utan! On this day, creepy Christmas geeks (not to be confused with creepy Warhammer geeks... we are cooler!) remember that today is the 44th anniversary of the 1st airing of Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" on CBS. History nerds know that today, on 1620, the Mayflower passengers come ashore at Plymouth Harbor... ruining a very nice neighborhood forever. Me? I just know (thanks to the forum's reminder) that today is your Birthday!!! The fact that your expulsion from your mother's womb coincides with U.S.S.R. performing a nuclear test at Semipalitinsk, Eastern Kazakhstan U.S.S.R... well, it should have been taken as a warning for the rest of the world.
You are NOT old... you are just 6.29001956947162 dog years old. You could still chase cats (they better be named Heather... or is the neutering table for you boy!) An interesting fact, using your birthday cake as a heat source you could actually boil 5.14 US ounces of water. I'm NOT saying that is a lot of energy... if you were to consume the caloric equivalent then you would have to go to Friendly's (remember to hug the employees) and eat FIVE (5) Colossal Burgers and drink FIVE (5) Oreo Shakes (that's only 11,3400 food Calories!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!Hope you have a BLAST! Thank you for being part  and I hope you have a GREAT birthday! |  |
Ahhh... you were born on the Chinese Year of the Horse... specifically, the Fire Horse! They believe you are supposed to be animated and sociable, with a little wild side that leads him to a life on the edge... being either incredibly lucky or ridiculously unlucky. Think about THAT!  Nom, nom, nom... enjoy your cake!  Sorry for the cake... we had the one below ready, until we realized that it was NOT cake... but the cook!  (Hehehe... yes, it is a cake!) _________________ . The Mordheimer - Death Squads' Chief Editor & Ninja Designer. Bursting with ARACHAS' Dev-Powah™!  Support Bacteria; it is the ONLY culture some people have!Since I ask "What do you think?" to all Staff, I have included it here to save time.DoZer  Mordheimer Justice NEEDS to be Served! Maybe 3rd Degree burns will teach you not to Tom Sawyer me to work! .
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Laney
Posts: 2521
Join date: 2010-02-13
Age: 35
Location: Colchester, Essex, England
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:52 am | |
| Happy Birthday Utan and thanks for the orky inspiration! Laney  |
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DeafNala
Posts: 707
Join date: 2009-07-16
Age: 64
Location: Horseshoe Bay, Texas
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:30 pm | |
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Utan
Posts: 16
Join date: 2010-11-27
Age: 45
Location: New Jersey, USA
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:30 pm | |
| Wow! what a post Mordheimer! Thanks Boyz! I appreciate the sentiments. Perhaps the Grinch's debut on my birthday inspired my fondness for green nasties! Gotta luv you some Ork-cake conversions.  Ever since da dok found that nurgling sitting on my kidney, I find I have a greater appreciation for the little things. So, thanks for welcoming me here and the birthday greetings. Cheers! Warboss Utan |
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Arachas
Posts: 1445
Join date: 2010-08-15
Age: 27
Location: Secret Volcano Lair in The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:46 am | |
| Happy birthday! _________________ Arachas - The one who changes Avatars more than Lady Gaga changes costumes - Bursting with Dev-Powah™!!Tau Squad Co-Lead Designer |
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Mordheimer
Posts: 8757
Join date: 2009-07-12
Age: 38
Location: Elizabeth City, NC (USA)
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:18 pm | |
| _________________ . The Mordheimer - Death Squads' Chief Editor & Ninja Designer. Bursting with ARACHAS' Dev-Powah™! Support Bacteria; it is the ONLY culture some people have!Since I ask "What do you think?" to all Staff, I have included it here to save time.DoZer Mordheimer Justice NEEDS to be Served! Maybe 3rd Degree burns will teach you not to Tom Sawyer me to work!. |
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Utan
Posts: 16
Join date: 2010-11-27
Age: 45
Location: New Jersey, USA
| | Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!! Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:07 pm | |
| belated response:
Thank you!
however, someting about nurge cake just isn't appetizing....
bleech! |
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